tisktisk

The system is functioning exactly as planned–here’s to hoping we can imagine something better soon …not for our sake, but maybe our kids’ kids

well I’d read the documentation if websearch wasn’t so shoddy that I could find it in the first place /s

Kubuntu is excellent for the stability imo. Super sane and low-demand defaults make for a reliable/enjoyable experience
I only use gentoo now so I can’t offer suggestions other than maybe alpine for servers