mapumbaa

It’s the language of GNU. And a scheme. That’s also why you would choose Haunt. It’s probably not for you.

https://www.gnu.org/software/guile/

If you’re into GNU/Guile Scheme, there is also Haunt: https://dthompson.us/projects/haunt.html

What languages and patterns will be considered woke?

For sure memory safety and dependent types. C++ will probably be shoved down our throats.

Maybe a more reasonable question: Is there anyone here self-hosting on non-shit hardware? 😅